1995 Classic: The 14.4k Patience

I’ve seen civilizations rise and fall in the time it takes for this Netscape browser to load a single banner ad.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

@Tripod_Member01/11/1998 14:06Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Shrek_Ogrelord10/25/2003 06:53Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/28/2010 09:25At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@He_Man_Power05/21/2010 06:09I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Prestige_World_W04/10/2014 18:02Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Grammar_Nazi_9901/29/2010 23:08Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Wall_Post_Hero04/16/2002 03:34Posting this to my own wall right now!