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1995 Classic: The 14.4k Modem

 Why couldn’t anyone call Grandma on Thanksgiving? Because the teenage son was trying to download a single picture of a turkey from the internet, effectively blocking the phone line until Friday morning.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer07/03/2014 12:53Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@T9_Texter01/20/2015 14:564-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Cyber_Traveler02/10/1998 05:47Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Maplestory_Kid05/15/2011 06:12@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Me_Gusta_Face01/09/2007 08:12Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Streamer_Pro_9907/21/1996 22:34Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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