Why were the accountants crying? Because for the first time in decades, the U.S. government almost had extra money, and nobody knew how to spend it without starting a war.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Waddle on over and read this!
Taking a photo of me laughing!