Why was the bear in court? Because he wanted to prove he was a person, but mostly he just wanted to smoke and cause trouble with Mark Wahlberg.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!