2017 Archive: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2018! Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Final 2017 Vibe
Why was everyone “Spinning”? Because between the fidget toys and the news cycle, we weren’t sure which way was up, but we were ready for… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Final 2017 Vibe
2017 Legacy: The 2017 Optimism
We’ve got the Switch, Fidget Spinners, and Black Panther is coming. Surely 2018 will be a calm, quiet year. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 2017 Optimism
2017 Legacy: The “Juiced Ball” Debate
Why were there so many home runs in the World Series? Because players were hitting balls so far they were landing in 2018. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Juiced Ball” Debate
2017 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2017
Why were we so ready for 2018? Because we were holding our Switches, checking our Bitcoin wallets, and hoping that “Despacito” would finally stop playing… Read More »2017 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2017
2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2018? Because the Super Bowl was in Minnesota, the World Cup was in Russia, and Tiger Woods was finally starting… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2018 Pivot” into a 32GB stick. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
2017 Legacy: The Final 2017 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “Fidget Spinner” to the 2018 planning meeting? Because he wanted to show that even if the world is “Spinning… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Final 2017 Joke
2017 Classic: The Year 2017
Why did it end? Because we ran out of fidget spinner bearings and “Despacito” remixes, and we were ready to see what 2018 had to… Read More »2017 Classic: The Year 2017
2008 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
Why so many? To ensure that the “Insurgency of 2018” has world-class athletes. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls