I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2018!
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Super green! Hilarious!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.