2018 Vintage: The Christine and the Queens “Chris”
Why the 80s funk? For the French star reinventing gender and pop music with a short haircut and a lot of groove. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Christine and the Queens “Chris”
2018 Legacy: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because the school’s updated plagiarism software instantly flagged twelve different senior essays on the industrial revolution… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
2018 Vintage: The Orange Justice Victory
The boy who won the middle school talent show simply by doing a frantic, limb-flailing video game dance for three minutes straight while the crowd… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Orange Justice Victory
2018 Vintage: The Password Notebook Crisis
Spending forty-five minutes searching for a tiny, dog-eared paper notepad that contains twenty-four different handwritten, mismatched combinations of letters and numbers required just to turn… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Password Notebook Crisis
2018 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2018 Classic: The Voice Mail Greeting Stand-Off
Leaving a five-minute long greeting message on your machine that includes a full description of your weekly schedule, a recipe for vegetable soup, and a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Voice Mail Greeting Stand-Off
2018 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2018 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
2018 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2018? Because the Super Bowl was in Minnesota, the World Cup was in Russia, and Tiger Woods was finally starting… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2018 Pivot” into a 32GB stick. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder