A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!