2012 Legacy: Gotye
Why was he “Somebody That I Used to Know”? Because in 2012, he painted himself into a wall and then disappeared from the charts forever.… Read More »2012 Legacy: Gotye
2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
My wife started reading the book. I told her I’m ready for some “red room” action. She led me to the laundry room and told… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
2012 Legacy: The Choice
“Should we get a 3D TV?” “The world might end in two weeks.” “Good point, let’s just buy more wine.” Part of the 63 Marriage… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Choice
2012 Legacy: The End of the World
Dec 22, 2012. We woke up. The sun was out. My wife looked at me and said, “Darn it, I still have to go to… Read More »2012 Legacy: The End of the World
2012 Archive: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition… Read More »2012 Archive: The Little Cloud
2012 Archive: The X-Ray
“Your bones are strong. If the world ends, your skeleton will make a very sturdy fossil.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya… Read More »2012 Archive: The X-Ray
2012 Vintage: The Bill
“Why is there an ‘End-of-Era’ tax?” “Because it’s the last bill I’ll ever send you!” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Bill
2012 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s smartphone ran out of battery. He actually had to talk to me for five minutes. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Pager
2012 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Monitor
2012 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bookmark