2012 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Archive: The Theodore
2012 Vintage: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Open
2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Craze
Why did the President refuse to do the dance? Because “Oppan Obama Style” was a headline the Secret Service just wasn’t prepared to handle. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Craze
2012 Classic: The “Fiscal Cliff” Panic
Why were we all worried about January 1st? Because Washington decided that the best way to celebrate the New Year was with a massive, self-inflicted… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Fiscal Cliff” Panic
2012 Archive: Christopher Plummer’s Age
Why did he talk to his Oscar like it was a long-lost friend? Because at 82, he told the statue, “You’re only two years older… Read More »2012 Archive: Christopher Plummer’s Age
2012 Archive: The Bret McKenzie Win
Why was a Muppet song Oscar-worthy? Because “Man or Muppet” is the most philosophical question anyone has ever asked during a musical number. Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Bret McKenzie Win
2012 Classic: The Governor’s Ball Menu
Why was there gold-dusted chocolate? Because when you lose to a silent movie, the only thing that helps is eating a trophy made of sugar.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Governor’s Ball Menu
2012 Classic: Album of the Year
Why 21? Because it’s the only album that is 100% scientifically proven to make you text your ex. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: Album of the Year
2012 Classic: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why 21? (See: Joke #11. Adele was the only person in this category, according to the voters). Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: Best Pop Vocal Album
2012 Vintage: Rihanna’s Debut
Why did she win Worst Supporting Actress? Because she proved that “S.O.S.” isn’t just a hit song—it’s also what the director should have signaled when… Read More »2012 Vintage: Rihanna’s Debut