Why were we all worried about January 1st? Because Washington decided that the best way to celebrate the New Year was with a massive, self-inflicted economic disaster.
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
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2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
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32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
In 2005, the "Second Term Blues" hit the White House like a storm...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition
In 2004, the American Presidency was a battle of "Duty." It was t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Live-Streamed" Cabinet
Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "America First" (Again, Again)
Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only "Sequel" in ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Thanksgiving" 2025
Why was the turkey so nervous? Because even the birds know that u...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition
In 2011, the American Presidency felt the weight of history and t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Trump Verdict" in NY
Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »
2025 Vintage: The D.O.G.E. Department
Why did the President put Elon Musk in charge of efficiency? Beca...read more »
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34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 2010 “Shellacking & Social Media” Edition
In 2010, the "Change" became very real, and for the White House, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar ...read more »
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Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 202...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I should make a game about this joke.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!