1999 Classic: The Millennium Bug Buggy
Why did the traveler buy a bike? He was sure all car engines would stop working because they “forgot” how to count to 2000. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Millennium Bug Buggy
1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic
Why were the logistics officers crying? Because they realized their inventory software thought a shipment arriving in 2000 was actually 99 years late. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic
1999 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2000! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Gladys
1999 Vintage: The Mimosa
A guy orders a Mimosa and says, “I’m practicing for the first brunch of the year 2000.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Mimosa
1999 Vintage: The Bouncer
The bouncer tells a guy, “You’re too drunk for 1999.” The guy says, “Check me again in the 2000s.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bouncer
1999 Classic: The Aftermath
It’s Jan 1st, 2000. A guy walks into the bar. The lights are on. The computer works. He says, “I wasted $5,000 on canned beans… Read More »1999 Classic: The Aftermath
1999 Classic: The Bill
“This bill is huge!” “Well, it includes a surcharge for the millennium. We have to pay for the ‘Year 2000’ stickers on all the equipment.”… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bill
1999 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
“I’m going under.” “See you in the year 2000!” “Wait, what if you don’t?!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
1999 Classic: The Y2K Compliance
Why did the programmer get a raise? For spending 12 months changing “99” to “2000” in every line of code. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »1999 Classic: The Y2K Compliance
1999 Archive: The E-Trade Boom
Why was the sales team checking stocks every 5 minutes? They all thought they’d retire by February 2000. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The E-Trade Boom