Why were the logistics officers crying? Because they realized their inventory software thought a shipment arriving in 2000 was actually 99 years late.
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I see what you did there. Clever!