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1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic

Why were the logistics officers crying? Because they realized their inventory software thought a shipment arriving in 2000 was actually 99 years late.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WebTV_Viewer08/12/1996 20:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Linux_Kernel_0.103/25/2013 08:08Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/27/2015 16:26At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Nsync_Justin02/16/2007 14:34Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Agent_Smith_0110/22/2003 21:36It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Donnie_Darko_8812/26/2012 11:20Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Flashdance_What07/10/1995 23:59What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Austin_Powers_Y02/06/2005 22:34Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Neopets_Trader10/21/1997 20:14Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@I_See_What_You12/29/2011 03:23I see what you did there. Clever!

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