1999 Classic: The Anesthesia 2

“I’m going under.” “See you in the year 2000!” “Wait, what if you don’t?!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

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In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

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@Angelfire_User03/26/1995 23:29Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/22/2002 00:22Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory05/19/2011 18:09Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Cipher_Steak11/18/2014 12:36Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@G_I_Joe_Real09/13/2014 14:04And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Thundercats_Ho06/08/2007 00:17Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)