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1999 Classic: The Millennium Bug Buggy

 Why did the traveler buy a bike? He was sure all car engines would stop working because they “forgot” how to count to 2000.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch04/26/2011 14:37There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Myspace_Tom06/10/1997 00:57I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Clueless_Cher12/18/2002 22:08As if! This is too funny.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/07/2014 01:27One joke to rule them all!
@Jesus_Quintana03/28/2007 21:39Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Rugrats_Tommy11/27/2000 01:26A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

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