1999 Vintage: The 1999 Optimism
In two days, it’ll be 2000. We’ll finally have silver jumpsuits, robot maids, and no more dial-up noise. Right? Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The 1999 Optimism
1999 Archive: The Y2K “Non-Event”
Why were people mad on Jan 1st, 2000? Because they had spent $500 on canned beans and the only thing that crashed was their New… Read More »1999 Archive: The Y2K “Non-Event”
1999 Classic: The New Millennium
“In 2000, I’m going to be a new man.” “Good, can we trade you in for a model that does the dishes?” Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The New Millennium
1999 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“My resolution for 2000 is to find a woman who doesn’t mind that I spent our life savings on canned meat.” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
1999 Archive: The Choice
“What’s our goal for the year 2000?” “To survive your mother’s New Year’s Day brunch.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K &… Read More »1999 Archive: The Choice
1999 Archive: The 1999 New Year’s Eve
Why was the party so big? Because we survived the 90s, the Bulls dynasty was over, and we were ready to see what the year… Read More »1999 Archive: The 1999 New Year’s Eve
1999 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Election Night win? Because in 1999, the Academy was already getting nervous about the year 2000. Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
1999 Legacy: Best Comedy Album
Why Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner for The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000? Because the Grammys love a joke that’s been curing… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Comedy Album
1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Sparklers
Why were the decorations so fancy? Because Paris was getting ready for the year 2000, and everyone wanted their dining room to look like a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Sparklers
1999 Classic: The New Millennium Hype
Why did every gift have “2000” written on it? Because in 1999, adding “2000” to a product name made it look like it was powered… Read More »1999 Classic: The New Millennium Hype