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1999 Classic: The New Millennium Hype

 Why did every gift have “2000” written on it? Because in 1999, adding “2000” to a product name made it look like it was powered by rocket fuel and lasers.

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lion_King_Simba06/08/2001 22:20Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet09/06/1999 06:33Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Cheers_Norm03/01/1999 04:22Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@DotCom_Survivor12/22/2004 02:50I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/03/2003 22:47Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@StrongBad_Mail10/15/2003 10:53I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Browser_War_V02/18/2004 08:56Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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