Why did every gift have “2000” written on it? Because in 1999, adding “2000” to a product name made it look like it was powered by rocket fuel and lasers.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
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33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.