A giant, hand-painted banner hanging in the fellowship hall that reads “Faith for the Year 2000 and Beyond,” with a digital countdown clock plugged into… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Millennium Countdown Banner
Why were the logistics officers crying? Because they realized their inventory software thought a shipment arriving in 2000 was actually 99 years late. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2000! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Gladys
A guy throws his pager into his beer. The bartender asks, “Why?” The guy says, “If it doesn’t work in 2000, it’s dead to me… Read More »1999 Classic: The Pager’s Death
Why did the traveler buy a bike? He was sure all car engines would stop working because they “forgot” how to count to 2000. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Millennium Bug Buggy
“Doctor, I’m worried about the millennium bug.” “Don’t worry,” he said. “By the year 2000, your insurance will have dropped you anyway.” Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Y2K Anxiety
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the grand finale of the “90s Sitcom Era” before the prestige drama revolution of the 2000s changed… Read More »1998 Vintage: The 1998 Final Emmy Vibe
My mother-in-law treats the countdown to the year 2000 like her personal victory lap. She says she’s outlasted three cars, two dogs, and my dignity.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Final Countdown
Why did IT get all the funding? Because they promised the coffee machine would still work on January 1, 2000. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Classic: The Y2K Budget
She’s not worried about the year 2000. She says she’s survived the Stone Age, so the Silicon Age doesn’t scare her. Part of the 71… Read More »1998 Classic: The Millennium
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