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1999 Vintage: The Millennium Countdown Banner

A giant, hand-painted banner hanging in the fellowship hall that reads “Faith for the Year 2000 and Beyond,” with a digital countdown clock plugged into the wall beneath it.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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