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1995 Legacy: Sylvester Stallone (Judge Dredd)

 Why did he keep screaming “I am the law”? Because in 1995, that was the only line he could say without taking his helmet off.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic10/22/2012 21:48This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@StreetFighter_Ken04/28/2015 16:09Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Gopher_Explorer03/07/2011 23:09Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes02/03/1999 13:57Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Mainframe_Manny03/29/1999 22:11Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Antivirus_Pro12/25/2012 14:42No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/18/2011 08:08Super green! Hilarious!
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/23/2002 16:19FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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