Why did he keep screaming “I am the law”? Because in 1995, that was the only line he could say without taking his helmet off.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Super green! Hilarious!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!