Why was it “Every Morning”? Because Mark McGrath’s frosted tips were the only thing that rose faster than the sun in 1999.
Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
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Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).