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1999 Classic: Sugar Ray

 Why was it “Every Morning”? Because Mark McGrath’s frosted tips were the only thing that rose faster than the sun in 1999.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro08/31/2003 15:33Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Shrek_Ogrelord09/29/1998 18:29Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Geocities_Neighbor10/31/1998 17:42Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Napster_Leech05/27/2007 10:07Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Friends_Lover10/01/1997 19:35Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Melrose_Place_Fan05/20/1997 23:52Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Titanic_Jack03/10/2003 04:55I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Cipher_Steak03/22/2000 05:56Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/15/2005 22:53Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/20/2001 21:05Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

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