Why was everyone talking about the F-117 Nighthawk in 1995? Because the military spent billions to make a plane that was invisible to radar, but still couldn’t hide from a guy with a pair of binoculars and a good vantage point.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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