Why was the Headless Horseman so stylish? Because Tim Burton and Johnny Depp made decapitation look like a moody Victorian photoshoot.
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
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Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.