Skip to content

2016 Legacy: Sing

 Why was the pig wearing sequins? Because the movie proved that any animal with a dream can win a singing competition (and sell a lot of soundtracks).

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
 Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
 Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
 Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
 Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2023 Vintage: Threads Launch
 Why did everyone sign up and then immediately forget about it? B...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder02/14/1999 21:53I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor12/25/2011 13:04You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@CRT_Degauss06/05/1998 01:09BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Big_Snatch_Boris01/28/2013 02:22Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Double_Rainbow_G12/17/1997 07:08What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Flash_Intro_Hater07/06/2003 12:34Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Excite_User_9708/03/2002 17:50This site is very exciting!
@Me_Gusta_Face08/05/2010 01:31Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Anonymous_User10/05/2005 18:13We are many. We are laughing.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.