1998 Legacy: Rush Hour

Why did the cousins keep doing bad karate? Because Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker made “war” (the song) the official anthem of 1998.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »

Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »

In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/04/2013 08:27Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@MIRC_Ghost01/24/2011 02:13Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Emule_Donkey03/19/2006 17:44Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro03/27/1996 03:32Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Goldmember_I_L05/03/2001 10:14I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Liger_Owner_X03/28/2012 00:26It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/27/1998 12:04This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Everquest_Solo03/11/2007 10:32Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.