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2007 Classic: Rihanna (Umbrella)

 Why was 2007 so rainy? Because Rihanna promised we could stand under her umbrella, but she didn’t mention it would be playing on a loop in every mall for twelve months straight.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy03/12/2002 20:24Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Full_House_Michelle06/01/1999 09:17You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Broadband_Newbie03/24/2011 12:10Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Sum41_Skater05/12/2011 20:34In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Hide_The_Pain_H02/06/2012 04:05I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Flash_Intro_Hater12/12/1995 02:12Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Net_Neutrality11/14/2009 06:39Equality for all jokes!
@Web_2_0_Fan05/22/2002 00:20This is the future of humor!

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