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2018 Vintage: Post Malone

 Why did he have “Sunflower” stuck in our heads? Because in 2018, he proved that being a “rockstar” means having face tattoos and a voice like a very talented bear.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus05/30/1997 03:20What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Inkjet_Printers10/06/2003 10:44Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Snatch_Mickey08/28/2013 01:46Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Butthead_Uhhh07/26/2003 18:35Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Wild_Thornberry03/27/2014 04:43Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Bill_Ted_Excell12/07/2011 00:12Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Pedro_For_Pres11/08/1996 06:16Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/08/2006 13:18Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Spawn_Camper_J11/07/2013 15:19I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Retro_End_User12/14/2001 06:47The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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