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1997 Vintage: Pierce Brosnan (Tomorrow Never Dies)

 Why was Bond fighting a media mogul? Because in 1997, we realized that fake news was a bigger threat than a nuclear submarine.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/16/2009 15:35The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/14/2015 14:57My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Eminem_Fan_0006/14/1995 10:46Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Optical_Mouse_9908/23/2006 14:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Nu_Metal_Kid05/31/2000 16:11I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Dirty_Dancing_F02/11/2006 09:31Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/31/2015 01:23WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Best_Viewed_IE406/14/2004 14:39Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Futurama_Fry_M01/15/2010 23:32Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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