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2020 Vintage: Parasite (Best Picture)

 Why was the Oscar win so historic? Because it was the last “normal” thing that happened before the world turned into a disaster movie in March.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
 Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
 Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
 Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
 Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/22/2004 23:37Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Myspace_First_Friend03/07/2013 20:19I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Animorphs_X05/11/2014 12:59I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Ancient_Aliens_G07/02/1995 08:02I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular01/28/2015 06:55I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Warcraft_Orc05/11/2010 07:58Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Homestar_Runner01/30/2015 19:51That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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