Why were they in Vegas? Because in 2013, Brendon Urie decided that glitter, synthesizers, and smoking in the dark were the new “Emo.”
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.