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2016 Legacy: No Man’s Sky

 Why was the universe so empty? Because the game promised 18 quintillion planets, but most of them just had the same rock and a very lonely robot.

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
 Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
 Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
 Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
 Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
 Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
 Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer07/08/1999 20:08Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Clueless_Dionne12/06/2010 06:01Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Motherboard_Max07/19/1998 15:28This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Overly_Attached06/10/2007 02:38I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Metacrawler_X12/07/2007 16:00Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Mind_Blown_Gif11/19/2002 15:14*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@iPhone_User_0704/07/1999 06:55There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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