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1999 Archive: MSN Messenger

 Why did we spend all night “Nudging” people? Because it was the peak of digital flirting, where your “status message” was the most important thing you’d ever write.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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