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1997 Classic: Mike Tyson vs. Holyfield

 Why did Mike Tyson go for the ear? Because in 1997, he misunderstood the phrase “giving someone an earful” during a heated conversation.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer09/19/1995 10:10You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@ICQ_Flower04/12/2002 03:31The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings04/07/2002 03:49One joke to rule them all!
@Beverly_Hills_9021005/29/1997 19:29The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Beavis_Cornholio11/27/2000 04:24I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Baxter_The_Dog04/01/2005 15:18Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Social_Media_G07/21/2010 05:06I’m going to poke you for this joke!
@Selfie_King_0503/28/1997 15:08Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Retro_End_User01/30/2015 07:44The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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