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1995 Vintage: Michael Jackson (HIStory)

 Why did MJ build giant statues of himself in Europe? Because in 1995, that was the only way to be taller than the tabloid headlines.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/31/2015 21:33The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Rugrats_Tommy05/27/1997 21:50A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Fat_Bastard_Get05/17/2015 13:47Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@YouTube_Beta_User10/11/1995 23:59I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Everquest_Solo09/23/1999 14:44Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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