Why was the box moving? Because Hideo Kojima taught us that “stealth” meant hiding under cardboard and that a boss could read your memory card to tell you what other games you liked.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2001 Legacy: The Blue Screen of Death (XP Edition)
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2005 Archive: The Launch of Pandora Radio
Why was it "The Music Genome Project"? Because it was the first ...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300
Why did the phone have a camera? Because it was the first one in...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
Why were we fighting again? Because the "Format War" started, an...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first "friend,...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store
Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs real...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Launch of the Photo Booth App
Why were our faces so distorted? Because Apple gave us a way to ...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of the iPod Nano
Why was it in Steve Jobs' coin pocket? Because Apple decided tha...read more »
2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided th...read more »
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2002 Archive: The Launch of the iPAQ
Why did we want a Pocket PC? Because we thought that having a ti...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Nelly vs. Kelly "Dilemma"
Why was she texting him via Excel? Because the music video featu...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Launch of Shopify
Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted ...read more »
2003 Classic: The Mars Exploration Rovers (Spirit & Opportunity)
Why were we sending golf carts to space? Because NASA wanted to ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.