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2019 Classic: Marriage Story

 Why were Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson screaming? Because in 2019, Netflix turned a divorce into a meme about punching walls and being “from LA.”

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9907/29/2009 04:10I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Shrek_Donkey02/20/2001 00:59And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Firewire_Fan10/21/2011 15:12Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Emule_Donkey02/04/2012 19:20Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Jesus_Quintana12/19/2012 06:52Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Beavis_Cornholio07/17/2005 03:16I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ninja_Turtle_R05/29/1998 23:42Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Bernie_Mittens12/19/1996 03:10I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Lag_Victim_0101/19/2003 00:28I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Warcraft_Orc07/08/2010 18:07Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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