2005 Archive: Madagascar

Why were the penguins so smart? Because in 2005, they realized that “smile and wave” is the best way to handle any crisis.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was Liam Neeson the king of comedy? Because the reboot prove...read more »

In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »

Why was 2024 so "tortured"? Because Taylor Swift released 31 son...read more »

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@Buffy_Summers_9710/04/2012 06:10Slaying these jokes one by one.

@USB_Pioneer06/10/2011 12:58Plug and Play laughter!

@Green_Day_Fan06/12/2002 11:41Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/20/1995 14:21In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Bill_Ted_Excell12/30/2014 11:49Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Scumbag_Steve_X10/19/2012 20:43Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Selfie_King_0504/15/2014 14:27Taking a photo of me laughing!