Why was Mom worried about the plates? Because after that Paper Magazine cover, she was terrified that if she balanced a champagne glass on her back while serving turkey, the Wi-Fi would stop working.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.