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2019 Archive: Jonas Brothers (Sucker)

 Why were they back? Because in 2019, we realized that the only thing we missed more than the 2000s was three brothers and their “Happiness Begins” tour.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
 Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »
2024 Classic: Brat Summer (Charli XCX)
 Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
 Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau
 Why were they spotted on a date? Because after a seven-second tr...read more »
2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
 Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
 Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
 Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael K...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus Thailand
 Why were we all afraid of wellness retreats? Because the third s...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »

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 Why was it the #1 comedy? Because watching Lindsay Lohan and Jam...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
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31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9911/23/2006 18:24I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Pentium_Power05/31/2003 09:28My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Step_Brothers_B06/28/2009 16:15Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Success_Kid_Win12/13/2000 20:16Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Blink_Tag_User11/07/2003 16:29<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

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