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Why was everyone so respectful to the dog? Because Keanu Reeves showed us what happens when you mess with a man’s puppy.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid08/03/2010 14:32Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Myspace_Tom10/21/2011 16:34I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/23/2003 03:30The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Beverly_Hills_9021004/05/2009 10:36The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Unix_Wizard12/17/1995 16:05sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Daria_Morg05/01/2015 13:26My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/22/2004 10:23Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Facepalm_Master11/21/1995 21:44I facepalmed and then I laughed.