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2001 Archive: Jennifer Lopez & Cris Judd

 Why did J.Lo get married in 2001? Because she was “Real” and “In Love,” and she needed someone to help her carry all the jewelry she wore in her music videos.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Msdos_Expert12/13/2010 09:33DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Doom_Marines03/01/1997 18:37Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/09/2005 04:43They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Fight_Club_Tyler10/08/1999 15:24The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Broadband_Newbie06/28/2005 04:10Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Emule_Donkey01/27/2011 12:06Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/09/2010 10:49The highest note of humor!
@Flash_Intro_Hater10/01/2001 01:45Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Friendster_Ghost02/19/1999 19:42Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Orkut_Member_9908/23/2007 13:22A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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