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2017 Vintage: IT (The Movie)

 Why were the kids afraid of red balloons? Because Pennywise returned, and suddenly every sewer grate in the neighborhood looked like a very bad place to drop your Christmas candy.

Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
 Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
 Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
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38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/01/2000 08:56They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Pirates_Jack_S09/20/2013 22:22But you have heard of this joke!
@Project_Mayhem01/12/2008 08:19Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Donnie_Darko_8805/19/2010 07:19Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan06/28/1996 03:09Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/26/2010 04:14Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Thundercats_Ho09/23/2000 01:30Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@GL_HF_Runner08/19/2001 13:49Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Challenge_Acc02/14/2008 14:45Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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