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1995 Archive: Independence Day (Trailer)

Why was the White House blowing up? Because the 1996 hype started a year early, and we were all terrified of aliens.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

2004 Legacy: The Launch of Firefox 1.0
 Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to ...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of the "Nunchuk"
 Why was the Wii controller leaking? Because Nintendo showed us a...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Nelly vs. Kelly "Dilemma"
 Why was she texting him via Excel? Because the music video featu...read more »
2001 Vintage: Devil May Cry
 Why was the sword so big? Because Capcom decided that "cool" mea...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
 Why did the Mac need a compass? Because Apple was tired of using...read more »
2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
 Why was the gravity gun so fun? Because 2004 taught us that thro...read more »
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
 Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a mast...read more »
2005 Classic: The Launch of MySpace Music
 Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn't truly lived...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of Google Earth
 Why were we "flying" over the planet? Because we spent hours zoo...read more »
2004 Legacy: The Gmail Beta Launch
 Why was an email account a status symbol? Because Google launche...read more »

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2002 Vintage: Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated”
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2002 Classic: The Euro Coins & Banknotes
 Why were Europeans so confused? Because on January 1st, 12 count...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Nikon D2H
 Why were the pros going digital? Because 4 megapixels was finall...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander01/30/2011 07:38C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Discman_Skipper06/18/2004 09:45Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Dial_Up_King09/30/2009 12:41Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@WiFi_Zero_One12/11/2011 14:42Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Dodgeball_Pat08/04/2008 14:46If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/29/2013 23:33WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Friday_Rebecca04/05/2011 04:31Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Lag_Victim_0108/10/2011 16:31I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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