Why was the White House blowing up? Because the 1996 hype started a year early, and we were all terrified of aliens.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2005 Archive: The Launch of the "Nunchuk"
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2001 Vintage: Devil May Cry
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2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
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2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
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2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
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2002 Classic: The Euro Coins & Banknotes
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!