Eclipse it! He’s always looking for a stylish phase.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.