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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
so true… nothing beats that feeling. best part of my morning coffee.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.