It sounds like a million-dollar invention, but it’s actually quite simple. You just dry it! No high-tech fabrics required here.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Found a real treasure with this one.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.