You don’t need any fancy kitchen tricks. You just let it fall!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Still digging for more humor!
This humor took me to new heights!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
i’m still laughing. its been 5 minutes. help me.
My grandkids won’t believe I found this site.