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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
A blonde was asked to spell...
A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »
A blonde was asked what her...
A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »

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How many blondes...
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
A blonde was driving down the...
A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser02/28/2013 22:37A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee09/11/2005 00:10A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/22/2015 09:53Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/27/2013 08:41I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@PeanutButter_J08/13/2001 22:29It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Evil_Kermit_M12/17/2009 02:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

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