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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
What goes vroom...
What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »
A blonde decided to take up...
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen09/12/2012 05:58A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Toy_Story_Woody07/11/1999 11:54There is a joke in my boot!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/31/2008 02:18Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Dodgeball_Pat01/31/1999 23:26If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@PeanutButter_J08/16/2011 08:56It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Not_Bad_Obama10/10/2005 03:24Not bad. Not bad at all.

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