I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
found this on google and it made my morning coffee much better. greetings!